Continuing on the theme of "language", I would like to formally state that I wish that the interrobang (‽) were a standard part of the QWERTY keyboard.
It would, admittedly, save on typing "!?!?!?!"
However, it will take me a little while for "‽" to have as much gravitas as "?!" (which would make it very useful when making online commentary).
(Also, depending on the font, the interrobang looks kind of pseudo-religious.)