Ahh, St. Patrick's Day.
Let's celebrate the myth of the saint driving the snakes out of Ireland.
He was so good that there isn't even fossil evidence that snakes were on Ireland. (Not too surprising, though, considering that it's an island and - well - island biogeography.)
Still, let's also celebrate with a pint of GUINNESS! And a pint of Murphy's! And some whiskey!
But men in plaid kilts playing highland pipes? THAT'S for St. Andrew's Day! (C'mon America, get it right!)